By the time we did all that, the period was almost over. You go home to a big house, with working lights and food on the table. Yup. First Place Winner! () Kelvin Cedeno provided the text for both of these scripts. By: Lauren Connally, Texas, USA, Age 17 Description: A girl tries to persuade her best friend to release a feral cat Hannah had captured. Everything I tried on fit perfectly! (Sits up.) Back in the day, if we wanted to go to space, we had to build our own rocket ship. (looks around then talks into the phone while running offstage) Oh my God, Im in the library! Would you like condensed milk, or honey on your bread? Hum dum de dum, hum dum de dum, No one ever stops to think about my feelings. Im so nervous, what if I suck? Oh, Felicia, can you please adjust your screen so we can see you and not your forehead? And I really, need this. Nice. And a splash of color. Bob comes to me the next day and says, Im envisioning you in blue. Judging by the way both of these people acted, I think that they had some secret connection. That spells Tigger. Well I think its safe to assume that I have something to tell you all. But I dont mind. Get out of bed and find a desk already! I would start screaming too, until I saw the can of spaghetti sauce on the counter and realize it was a joke, and she would laugh so hard that she would fall down. No, neither have I. Ive always had a terrible vision. Fine. (Pause.) I didnt understand what I was feeling, I loved dancing, but I was always told that I would never make it. That gooey melted-ness along with the color is just And in case youre wondering why I would need to put chocolate in my pocket, it would obviously be so I could eat it at school! And we did, for a while. Im sure of that. and now I sound totally pretentious. So how was your day? Forcing residents to get their 99 virgins the old fashioned way. This could be the room of any small boy, but it just happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. Second Place Winner! Man! I was simply chowing down on a carrot stick, when all of a sudden, I felt sick and dizzy. Don't now-then me." -Eeyore "End of the road. Youre so kind and supportive of me. Its run away a few times, too. I do community servicewhich by community service, I mean, committing crimes for my community. Now as I was saying this is just a mild spring zephyr compared to the big wind of '67, or was it a '76? Just stay hereand have that be enough. Shi-Schnitzel with gravy! Claudia: (Yelling) Im not going to tell the police what happened Jayla! Accessed 18 January 2023. Its not worth it! Second Place Winner! He said I was becoming a stranger to him. Get yourself together! And with things are the way they are, were sometimes all each other has. Pter Klvin produced this transcript for the sole purpose of helping his children learn English. She stretched out her arms, and my arms barely made it through the mirror surface, but my mom pulled me out! Eeyore is a donkey who lives a very sad life. So I do care, so I'll climb there, You wouldnt have gotten into that car with your friends that night because I would have come to get you. Well, I dont think I need to say. Hmm, what is trendy now? The mall. I knew from the moment he left he was disgusted by my ugliness! Obnoxious boy pauses a moment and then says, Fine. Some versions also include "Unbouncing Tigger". Le mal que font les hommes vit aprs eux; Le bien est souvent entreml avec leurs os. Okay, that doesnt sound that bad, but my door is closed at night. Leslie! I remember we would all l hold hands around the dinner table and pray. So, he sent his brother Hades to marry me. I watched my own mother fall to the ground. Jason! At first I just thought it was a sick senior prank or something, since it was pretty close to the end of the year, so I just disregarded all the commotion but then I heard Ms. Neilson shouting for everyone to get under the tables. Oh well, no matter. Practically a quantum computer, and my two brothers were jealous of this, which led to my being bullied by my own family. I woke up in a familiar place. You would think thats all the bad things that can happen in one day, right? You make me happy every day. How about this: if you guys dont tell anyone that Im here, I will make meals for you, clean your cottage, mend your clothes, take care of you when you are sick, and this will be our little secret. He smiles with black teeth. This particular stream had a very long way to travel and by the time it reached the edge of the forest, it had grown up so it was almost a river. But right now, its our time to live, and not our time to melt yet. You know, my boyfriend tells me Im an (does air quotes with fingers) overprotective and jealous girlfriend, but he just doesnt understand. If all goes well, and Im not killed immediately by accidentally coming in contact with a deadly space bacteria, or being scorched on the planets surface, my next entry will be tomorrow. Finds a candle. Now, where was I? Praise means youre actually doing something right in your life. (does calculation and is shocked) 700 calories. Its time to go to bed. There are numerous examples of this technique at play within Poem by Eeyore. Weeks of messages from people I love dearly went unanswered. In fact, thats my dream goal. One night, I woke up in the middle of the night and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. By: Emily McLaren, Age 14, Sydney, Australia Description: Medusa waits in her cave at the top of a mountain hidden from the world, until Perseus arrives with a sharp sword and shield. His work occupied all his time. Butforever? If you were to choose to go back, back to when we were young, back to when your hopes were still present and your whole future lay ahead, would you do it? Third Place Winner! By: Jayla and Selene, Age 13, New South Wales, Australia Description: An astronaut gives a rather enlightening talk about space. So why am I such a monster for smashing a frog that entered my home and crawled on my belongings. What should I write? The only explanation I can think of is a sort of ratatouille situation, where theres a shrimp controlling the human cooking the food, but if thats the case the shrimp certainly shouldnt be mentioned in the name of the dish! When you hear it from them, it it doesnt matter as much. (practically throws phone) Leslie? Ill never be mad at you again. Its the good times that hurt to think about. Right here on this bench, as you watch me feed these hungry little pigeons, I want to change your life, by sharing mine with you. That's what I said, Heffalumps and Woozles. (pause) Yes. (Girl dramatically cries) What?! Oh, you think your life is tough, doing your homework, going to school, cleaning your room. This particular stream had a very long way to travel and by the time it reached the edge of the forest, it had grown up so it was almost a river. stream Listen I dont know how this works exactly Im not you know the religious type. (Sit back down and smile.) I wasnt what he needed me to be. PLEASE. I dont tell people theyre pretty when they are. Not sure how, but it could be." -Eeyore "Never trust a cloud, I always say." -Eeyore "It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it." -Eeyore "Don't bustle me. But the opinions were still so loud. These stories also featured other characters from Christopher Robin's Nursery including the timid Piglet, the ever-gloomy donkey named Eeyore and a constantly bouncing tiger called Tigger. With a hefty happy appetite, If I gave up even one of them up, would I give up my chances of winning? UHHHH. Mom and dad say Ill be happy when he is born, just like I was with my little sisters, but I highly doubt it. By: Sophie S., Texas, USA, Age 16 Description: Tommy, 18, is going away to college, and saying goodbye to a tiger who has been his imaginary friend his entire life. That would feel sooo good. Wheres my cell phone? My mom screamed and came running to help me. Back when the teachers would only discipline the ones who deserved it, not the innocent ones. They smile and laugh and pull people in with dancing green eyes. The point is that I am no longer the book nerd who dreams of being in every book they read, cries about fictional characters, only wants to do something because the strong female character did. But I guess thats your job, right? She rubbed my back and made me feel better. I dont like disco. Or, at least I was. You never can tell with bees. I just decided to leave and go to my car. Or in the water, swimming my heart out. Yeah, you can probably imagine how well that went. Now, Ive pushed for reform! Second Place Winner! I really messed this up, didnt I? It turns out, in the middle of my most desperate moment, my mirror self was wreaking some serious havoc in my life by being mean to everyone and destroying my reputation! Brave man he is, most of the townsfolk are too scared to even go near our stone beasts. Audition Monologues The monologues below cover a wide range of styles, ages, and genders. They hide their scars by making others bleed. (pause) I know you dont have to do anything like that! Well, you better hurry up with that, youve only got a few years left before you turn practically into prune, and then no good man will want you. My parents, Majestic, even my iPhone, have made me who I am today. Genre: Comedic. He says it was a cat. Doesnt mean I am dangerous or that I need protecting. I think Max is trying to kill me. Now, Im 95 and I can hardly walk. By: Ian Shin, Age 16, Austin, TX, USA Description: A kid tells a friend about the time he thought his computer was possessed and speaking to him. Heck, Ive worked here 28 years and I cant get this darned promotion. You know what, maybe Baby Erk isnt so bad? His name was Alex. Second Place Winner By:Eli J., Sarasota, Florida, USA, Age 15 Gender:Any Genre:Dramatic Description:A student offers a melancholy explanation for why he (or she) keeps falling asleep in class. And so Pooh was a hero for saving Piglet, and Piglet was a hero for giving Owl his grand home in the beech tree. Shifted his perspective, he said. It is so annoying. I ran and caught her hand as she was falling and tried to pull her up. I love you beary much? Disgusting. Oh, the cello is nice. Bother. Which appears in line fourteen. I wanted to stay in her safe little bubble forever. characters he was inspired to share them with children around the world. I tell her that I miss all the attention I used to get from people., the times when I didnt even think to worry what other people thought of me. That pizza would taste sooo good, and you hardly ever bring home pizza. *sigh* Okay, then. After I got out of there, it was back to stealing cars. What would you do if you were trying to escape with your life? . No, it is not. Hello? By: Mikala Southern, Georgia, USA, Age 12 Description: A student tells a story about how a daredevil stunt helped him become the coolest kid in school. What a strange looking creature! People also assume youre like 5 or 6 years younger than you are. The only reason Im asking politely is because you have a taser I mean I could have taken that along with your badge, keys, wallet, and rolex watch. I panicked and left all those sweet clothes on the counter. I dont go out alone at night because of the possibilities. You cant ask your interviewer how theyre feeling! I was horrified by what I saw- a nearly perfect figure of myself, but the image twisted. Yes, she died by choking on pasta. Yeah, it was really fun to see everyone again, but uh, Grammy, please, just let me talk!Thank you. The brother to whom I gave the ticket to! The most deafening moment was JFKs birthday in 1962. And theres two of them. Yes, Kimmel and Becket on 55th. Mr. Milne was a successful author and playwright who used the friendship between Christopher Robin and Pooh as his inspiration for the bedtime stories he told his son. So, we had to instruct the guests to pretend that he. Tigger: A party? It must be too hard because I havent heard anyone say that stuff to me my whole life. Miss Fortune is not a title that I take lightly. Winnie the Pooh A rescue ! [Christopher Robin] Silly old bear, here, give me your paw. [Rabbit] It's not bad, not bad at all. Wait, what? You'll find the enchanted neighborhood of Christopher's childhood days. EARTH TO JASON. Im never going to be a dancer; Im never going to do the only thing that I was meant to do. Hey did I ever tell you that you remind me of my dog? Just remember this the next time you look in the mirror. Youre almost done? I am putting my foot down, and I have decided I will take over the family computer. Last night my world was shattered. Whether or not you ever remember who we were, I will be here. I told them that they couldnt take my stuff, but Emile said, We dont care, and Rose ignored me. Little did he know that my history of self-harm made me tolerant to pain and my terrible upbringing made me a great fighter. Like Wow, youre like three feet tall. NO IM 5 FOOT ONE QUARTER, idiot. I covered my ears and ran inside and closed the door. Eeyore Character Analysis. He didnt even notice that I was there. That will totally make him think Im cool. Wait, before we start, um, Jason, can you please turn on your camera? I felt like I knew her for my entire life. I was thinking by the side of the river, minding my own business, when I received a loud bounce. Well, I didn't mean a little larger small helping. Not there. They kept increasing the dose, but it just felt the same. Even if I try, I know Ill get the inevitable Why didnt you take the normal route? which will make me even more embarrassed. Why did this have to happen? The powers back! Mom comforted me, and then she planned what we would do about my mirror self. No matter what. Gopher's the name. Genre: Dramatic. Eeyore: What makes you think anything's the matter? There were even times when I didnt want to be on this earth anymore, but looking at her, I felt that things were going to get betterthat I would come out stronger than ever. Nothing is ever going to chance unless you change it. Ugh its turn, of course, its the turn Dolly. Ive been thinking a lot about the double helix and how it reminds me of sacred geometry. You cant tell anyone you saw me here. I think its mine. I also compare myself to other girls, a lot. I dont look like everyone else, and I dont know how to fix it. "I'm telling you. Losers like you only exist to make girls like me shine even more. By: Nadine D., Green Bay, Wisconsin, USA, Age 17 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen, whose looks have been damaged in a car accident, begs others to overlook her looks.. Your desks are full of busywork, your lunch trays are full of mush, and your teachers are full of you know, uh, nonsense. Really, I just have to get these words out of my system. Just a you look pretty could change someones day. There are stories in your songs. He doesnt. Wow. Its cruel. His real name is Roscoe and sometimes teachers call him that, especially if they are new. Just not on my stuff. Dear diary, A lot happened today, so get ready. You know what they say; if you cant handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Ultimate Grand Supreme is still yours. First Place Winner By: Amber Leanne Rothberg, Age 12, Massachusetts, USA Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A friend consoles another friend after a death. She fell to the ground. Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. Whoa you even growl like my dog! Santa is just a lazy guy with a wiggly belly who works basically one day a year. Im failing all of my classes and I drop out of school to become a sign spinner outside of KFC. We walked into the room carrying our masterpiece hidden by a cloth. [Kanga] No, Pooh. (pause) I think Ive told you before about how my sister, Katherine and I would play pranks on each other. They chased me down the alley. But he aint gonna track me down. It would be the greatest thing ever to happen in your country. I hear his truck roll up, and the crunch of gravel under his feet. Rabbit: Tigger is so thoughtless with his bouncing! Paper Bag Princess Vocabulary, I dropped out of college because who needs a degree, right? Please staunch your profuse bleeding and proceed directly there. So just to recap, I, Persephone the Goddess of Spring, married my Uncle Hades, the God of the Underworld. (Beat.) I should be over that Prince Royce-wanna-be by now. Yay! "She won't go speechless! Then the truck driver walked past me and headed for the bathroom. A blanket of obscurity. You know Alex, right? Im almost always late to school because mom wakes up so late. Okay, three days ago me and my mom got into another big fight, and trust me it isnt the first time weve gotten into a fight. Well, I didn't mean a little larger small helping. Stab the metal box, girl, or begone from this class! No, mom. Thursday, was St. Patricks Day, where drunk revelers take to the streets to celebrate. Shes mean. First, we trashed his place. You find comfort in it like a big black blanket wrapped around you. I am so lost. Starts again in announcer voice.) I didnt like the way I looked through my glasses. We never spoke any words to each other til the trial! I dont suppose you can just locate her quickly up there and ask why she did it and then pass the message on to me? I plan on paying them a little visit. Its a little creepy. I have dreams about leaving this small apartment and I long to walk around the city and see things, learn in a school and not be homeschooled. Genre: Comedic. Faith shouldnt get the lead because she did nothing special for her audition when I worked my butt off. Second Place Winner! Dangit. I mean, I have goals and ambitions and I know what its gonna take to get where I wanna go in life. Wonderful. And then, I spent fifty years wishing I had had the courage to say no. Jessie? Then, he said the next time that I do something like that, hell break up with me. By: Austin Walker, Iowa, USA, Age 14 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teenager complains to a friend about household chores. Im moving through each day basically feeling empty and alone. Shawn, stop trying to light Cindys hair on fire! It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it. Pooh: This is a very good fur cone, and something ought to rhyme to it. Genre: Dramatic, Her life didnt go as planned but no one will ever understand I wish I could have held her hand and told her everything was going to be ok Because she always lived in pain Yet she never complained I saw that face she made whenever she heard that name Because she remembered that day And tried to hold in that pain That felt like rain And she tried to play the same But she knew it wasnt going away Until she coped with the pain and let the pain heal itself away She is very inspiring to me From what I see Because everyone left her all alone With no place to go No one knows what shes been through on the inside Because she hides what she feels Too afraid to reveal People might judge her But they dont know her like I do And what shes been through So dont judge someone without knowing them on the inside And what theyve been through, First Place Winner! Here, give me your paw within Poem by eeyore you know what they say ; if you trying! 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